Lamp Scarf Pirate

This is one of my fancier looks.
The irony of this look is that it comes off glamorous but it's really just laziness.
I woke up this morning feeling very un-fancy with my hair sticking up every which way.
Instead of doing what normal people do - wash it, blow it, style it - I just covered it.

I have no idea where I got this scarf from
I only know it was tied around a lamp for about 10 years.
It was a lamp scarf.
But my head had to be covered,
so now it is a head wrap.

Another thing that is funny is everyone says I look like a gypsy
I think gypsies are much fancier than I am with their flowy dresses and whatnot
In my head I look like a pirate.
But in my head I'm also wearing a lamp scarf on my head.....

I can't find you a 10+ year old lamp with a scarf tied around it.

The closest I can find is this:

Of course, I'd go with the Mocha Brown (pictured) 

but there are lots of other fancy colors to choose from!